March 14th-Steak & a BJ Day

Finally, guys a day just for you. Valentine's Day is a day where you have to spend money on stupid shit to give to women for whom you have lukewarm feelings. Roses, Candy, Jewelry, Bears, Edible Arrangements... Today is your day and all you need is 2 things! A well cooked steak and mind-blowing BJ!

You're a man, you dont care about the origin of the holiday... you dont need to know why it came about. You're not gonna ask why she's making you a steak and blowing you. You're going to close your eyes, chew & thank your lucky stars.

Here you can find a few easy recipes to share with your woman and a few tips she can use to give you a BJ meant for the king that you are.

BLOW JOB 101

(NSFW)BLOW LIKE A PRO(NSFW)

The most important thing for you is finding your comfort zone and an anatomy refresher course.

Generally, the most sensitive parts of a man’s package are:

• The head—the smooth, round part at the top.
• The frenulum—the cute little flap on the underside of the head. It’s similar to the little flappy thing under your tongue, only smaller.
• The perineum—the area between the balls and the butt.
• The balls.

What follows is how to rock a man’s world without going deep throat (That requires an entirely different tutorial). It’s certainly not the only way to give head. It may not be the best way. And it might not even be a good way if your guy likes different techniques used.

The Single Girl's Guide to Surviving Valentine's Day

Here you are, on February 14th without a man, woman or love to call your own & little to no hope that you wont die of heartbreak today.

Fear not! Valentine's Day is a day for love... so start by loving yourself! <Bullshit! I know!

If you find yourself dateless on V-Day, here's a list of things sure to make February 14th quite memorable.

I.

Have a "Waiting to Exhale", anti-Valentines day get together with your single girlfriends.

Order a bunch of She woman man hating movies on Netflix, Hulu, whatever you tech savvy people use.
Pour up lots of wine (or cocktails).

Have a "ritual" and destroy anything that reminds all of you of your ex-boyfriends.
or plan ahead, pick a theme & have your friends play along.

II.

Go solo!

Would you rather spend Valentine's day with that mistake you dated for 6 months before you realized he was a pathological liar OR would you prefer a romantic & relaxing night alone?

Ok, I know some of you are thinking... "I'd prefer my mistake of an ex boyfriend if only for today." but if you're not that girl...

Clean up your place, run a hot bath, pour some wine/champagne, your favorite mood setting tunes & treat yourself to a memorable night.

III.

Go out!

Not every venue in your city is serving tapas. (Dishes meant for sharing).
Hit Google, Bing(search engine of your choosing) & find some events meant for singles.
Not only will you meet some new people but if there are men there... they're guaranteed to be single (What guy is out without his girl on Valentines Day?)
Do something you wouldn't normally do... go bowling, visit a museum, stage play/musical, aquarium, karaoke, or a foreign film.